~Light needs darkness. Good needs evil. And I need a drink.~
[The Negatives: Arch-Villains for Hire]
R: When I tell you that I am a Bad Guy, I want you to understand exactly what that means.
It does not mean I dress up in spandex, call myself the Doominator and go around tying up the Good Guys in provocative positions then soliloquising while they attempt their daring escape.
It means I will kill men, women and children. I won't do it because I have to, or because my Daddy touched me in a bad place when I was young. I will do it because I'm paid to. Or because I feel like it. Or just because I fucking can.
Although...there is some spande